Curving a bullet is very cool, but the only good thing about this movie is Angelina Jolie’s curves.
“X” marks the spot. Like father, like son. The irony of how the film started and ended the same way with different characters was nice, but I’m convinced that the purpose of this movie was to show half of Angelina Jolie’s bare ass when she stepped out of the super healing bath. Her back filled with tattoos? A little icing on top.
Is curving an actual bullet even possible? Someone please enlighten me.
Average Joe, stuck in his office cubicle from 9-5 every single day, not knowing who he is or what he’s doing in life with frequent anxiety attacks, turns out to be a super assassin after six weeks of intense training and super healing. From a nobody to a deadly accurate assassin. Who comes up with these ideas?
I’m trying and I’m trying, but there is not much I can say about this. Morgan Freeman is in the movie. Common is the gunsmith in the movie. The movie has some neat action scenes and slow motion sequences to capture fast-paced heartbeats and bullet collisions. Other than that, it’s really not much.
A professional movie critics can BS this critique into a full movie review, but I’m not. This movie is a thumbs down for me but a thumbs up for Angelina Jolie.
